But here are some of Shakespeare's quotes/bards and that sort of thingies, and my sarcasm towards it. Yea, that's all I can do for now.... take out my anger on him in my blogs LOL.
Shakespeare: To be or not to be,--that is the question...
Slimspeare: Umm... no. Die MF die!
Shakespeare: Et tu, Brute?
Slimspeare: Huh? Wha?
Shakespeare: Oh, I am fortune's fool!
Slimspeare: You sure are
Shakespeare: All the world's a stage...
Slimspeare: Then who the fuck are the audience?
Shakespeare: Then must you speak...Of One that lov'd not wisely
Slimspeare: I don't understand wtf you just said, but its spelt "loved".
Shakespeare: What a piece of work is man!
Slimspeare What a piece of shit are your works!
Shakespeare: Not that I lov'd Caesar less, but I lov'd Rome more.
Slimspeare: Its spelt "loved", you moron.
Shakespeare: The lady doth protest too much, methinks
Slimspeare: STFU, methinks.
Shakespeare: Get thee to a nunn'ry
Shakespeare: Nothing can come of nothing
Slimspeare: Wow... that was a neat discovery
Shakespeare: When shall we three meet again?
Slimspeare: You've had threesomes?!