Sean P. Diddy (I hope that's his name, 'cause he keeps on changing it every now and then) wants to be the next Bond. LOL. z0mg. ROFL. LMFAO. That's the funniest shit I've heard in a while. Can you imagine a rapping Bond, talking in ebonics? "Yo, mah name iz Bond... Jaymz Bond, nigga." People need to have realistic dreams.

And have you ever wondered what the "P" in his name stands for? Pee, of course. He also admitted, along with his Bond dreams, that he used to be a bed wetter. A rapping, bed wetting James Bond talking in ebonics. Oh yeah, thats the ultimate James Bond. Ever.

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