I've put the blog on an indefinite Hiatus (again). Sorry, I don't have enough time to blog anymore. But I will be back.... sometime. So please keep checking, and do not remove my blog from your bookmark! Later, homies!

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Wednesday, May 31, 2006
I totally feel blank today. Don't know what to write. But yay! I finally got my google AdSense registration verified! And I've made $ 0.03 already . Yea, I know it's not much. But it's a start .

Shakespeare vs. Slimspeare

Tuesday, May 30, 2006
Ever felt retarded after reading some of Shakespear's "works"? Yea, I feel ya. You probably couldn't understand a thing he wrote. You had to make numerous trips to the dictionary to look up every fifth word in his sentences. Now a lot of you'd have misunderstood me by thinking that I'm totally against Archiac English. Not so. It's just that not everyone needs to go through that shit in schools. Students who are interested in literature (I wonder which scool-goer is) can take it up. What I'm saying is, I don't want this stuff shoved up my ass (forced down my neck - for those who dislike my cussing nature). I'm interested in computers, just give me that and some math. Don't shove err... force physics, chemistry, and complicated math on us. Oh well, I can go on forever. I'm not in the mood now, so I'll save the physics & chemistry thingy for later .

But here are some of Shakespeare's quotes/bards and that sort of thingies, and my sarcasm towards it. Yea, that's all I can do for now.... take out my anger on him in my blogs LOL.

Shakespeare: To be or not to be,--that is the question...
Slimspeare: Umm... no. Die MF die!

Shakespeare: Et tu, Brute?
Slimspeare: Huh? Wha?

Shakespeare: Oh, I am fortune's fool!
Slimspeare: You sure are

Shakespeare: All the world's a stage...
Slimspeare: Then who the fuck are the audience?

Shakespeare: Then must you speak...Of One that lov'd not wisely
Slimspeare: I don't understand wtf you just said, but its spelt "loved".

Shakespeare: What a piece of work is man!
Slimspeare What a piece of shit are your works!

Shakespeare: Not that I lov'd Caesar less, but I lov'd Rome more.
Slimspeare: Its spelt "loved", you moron.

Shakespeare: The lady doth protest too much, methinks
Slimspeare: STFU, methinks.

Shakespeare: Get thee to a nunn'ry

Shakespeare: Nothing can come of nothing
Slimspeare: Wow... that was a neat discovery

Shakespeare: When shall we three meet again?
Slimspeare: You've had threesomes?!

You still suck, West Indies.

Monday, May 29, 2006

Yea. You might have won the one day cricket series 4-1, but you still suck dick, like man_eating_tree. Ever wondered about this? You never won a single match convincingly. There wasn't a "out of this world" performance by any of you niggers. You still belong at the bottom of the ranking table, you crab eating bastards. Wait till we kick your ass in the Test series.

Umm... my second blog post maybe?

Sunday, May 28, 2006
Argh, I'm still waiting for Google AdSense to "verify" my account details so that I can start making money . Bzzkat! And wondering what else I can add to my MySpace profile. Dang, that reminds me... I have to do something about this profile too.

HOLY SHIT! It's 2:20 pm, I better get the hell outta here and start preparing for my exam

Dang, my first blog here.

Saturday, May 27, 2006
Dang it, I made this blog primarily to make money by putting ads here . Man, I'm evil.